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Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. (Sharon Stone)

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. (Voltaire)

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something. (Thomas Henry Huxley)

I’m living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. (E. E. Cummings)

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance (Oscar Wilde)

We are all atheists about most of the gods humanity has ever believed in.Some of us just go one god further. (Richard Dawkins)

Talent does what it can; genius does what it must. (Edward George Bulwer-Lytton)

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. (James Branch Cabell)

Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. (Sherlock Holmes (by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, 1859-1930))

Many wealthy people are little more than janitors of their possessions. (Frank Lloyd Wright)

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. (George Bernard Shaw)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. (Sir Winston Churchill)

Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain. (Friedrich von Schiller)

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former. (Albert Einstein)

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. (Albert Einstein)

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist fears this is true. (James Branch Cabell)

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it. (George Bernard Shaw)

If a man does his best, what else is there? (General George S. Patton)